Douche of the Week – JLS
The decision as to which member of JLS was hard and quite frankly not worth the effort so it has been decided that all members of JLS are this weeks douche’s. Why, you may ask. Well read on and find out…
- JLS are responsibly for the severe injury of 60 people in Birmingham (the fact that they’re from Birmingham doesn’t make it so bad but still). There are also rumours that JLS payed several thousand of pounds to families of children that were killed in the onslaught.
- JLS apparently spells gay backwards.
- JLS single handedly ruined christmas for everyone in the UK with this:
JLS on abortion:
“Don’t get us wrong: we love the idea of killing unwanted babies; it’s just that the notion of letting women make a decision doesn’t sit well with us.”
complete douches.. their songs fail.